and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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