I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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