this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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