he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Do you still have your period?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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