I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
This baby is an asshole
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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