So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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