please come you make the beer taste better
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
