Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I wanna passion pit in your ass
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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