direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I didn't notice because vodka
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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