please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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