yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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