But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Randomize
