Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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