it wasn't lemon gatorade
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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