this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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