I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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