did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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