I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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