that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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