I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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