Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I can tuck mytits in my pants
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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