I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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