she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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