Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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