so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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