Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.