I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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