I wanna bring you to show and tell
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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