I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Terrible idea I love it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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