I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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