Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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