She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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