all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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