Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I wish i was in the wii world.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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