fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Your dad touched me again.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
God, you're like boner-b-gone
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
we're so committed to being not committed
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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