i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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