i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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