yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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