I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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