Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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