Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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