D3 body, D1 cock
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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