Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
