Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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