I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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