i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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