How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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