And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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