After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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