Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
