i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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