my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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