There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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