Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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