I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
try to milk me bitch
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