there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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